West Ham Hokey Cokey

You put your argies in,

Your argies out,

The Egghead comes in and he kicks the gaffer out, Ya selling Reo-coker and ya going down, That's why we love to shout.....

OHHHHHHH
Wa*ky west ham

OHHHHHHH
Wa*ky west ham

OHHHHHHH
Wa*ky west ham,


TOP NEWS

" West Ham have fired Alan Curbishley and replaced him with David Blunkett. Although David Blunkett is blind and has no idea of football, the board have figured that at least he knows how to hang on to a lead"


And there's more...

West Ham players are to be issued with mobile phones and given strict
instructions to use them whilst driving - it's the only way they'll ever get
3 points.

OXO have made a West Ham club-cube... it comes in claret and blue and makes
very good laughing stock.


West Ham have got a sale on in the club shop:
West Ham gloves (a must for anyone who sits at the back of the stand or near
the corner flags to catch the ball when the lads take a shot) £6 West Ham lipstick (claret and blue in colour, as worn by the players, ideal
for kissing goodbye to the Premiership) £2
West Ham tablecloths (tend to slip down the table after a short time) £3
West Ham video (highlights of the last three seasons - running time 8
minutes) £5

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Bit excessive!

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There are two rules in life:
Rule #1: There are no rules
Rule #2: Always obey rule number 1.

Sing this to the tune of the Beatle's classic..'Yesterday' !



Yesterday

Relegation seemed so far away

Now it looks as though it's here to stay

Oh, I believe

In yesterday


Curbishley

You're not half the man you used to be

There's a shadow hanging over thee

Oh, why have we

Got Curbishley


Why Pards

Had to go I don't know

Egg wouldn't say

Pards did

Something wrong now I long

For yesterday


Yesterday

Upton Park was a great place to play

Now each week we give three points away

Oh, I believe

In yesterday


Why Pards

Had to go I don't know

Egg wouldn't say

Pards did

Something wrong now I long

For yesterday


Yesterday

The FA Cup was just 2 ticks away

Now we're going down with Curbs and Day

Oh, I believe

In yesterday

Yes I believe

In yesterday

LOL!!!

I work with a West Ham supporter and told him all those jokes... he started crying!!! Especially when I started singing Yesterday!!! Quality!!!

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Good, tell him bye bye Cashton when he pays his way out of the club too

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Buy why do you hate West Ham so much, I can understand someone hating UNITED but what have West Ham ever done on anyone. LOL

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We have a history with West Ham and I don't like them

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