LOL Uwe Boll!!

cow moolester · #1 09-04-2008, 13:55

You know that absolutely terrible director who butchers movies?

Well he has said that he will quit directing if an online petition about him quitting reaches 1 million.

Just 2 days ago when I signed it, it was at 20,000 signatures. Its now at 132,888 signatures!

Sign!

He has since responded to it saying

Quote:

I'm not a ******* retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in the business or Eli Roth making the same ****** movies over and over again," says Boll. "If you really look at my movies you will see my real genius you know, and if you go on May 23 on Postal you will see that I deliver a movie what nobody else delivered in the last 10 years, what is way better as all that social critic George Clooney bullshit what you get every ******* weekend.You have to really wake up and you have to see me what I am, I am the only genius in the whole ******* business. Goodbye

We must stop this atrocity!

brim4brim · #2 09-04-2008, 14:29

I looked him up on IMDB and I only vaguely recall any of his movies. Most of them I've never heard of and I've never seen any of them.

Don't know if he is a bad director or not.

/doesn't sign

cow moolester · #3 09-04-2008, 15:52

You MUST sign

brim4brim · #4 09-04-2008, 15:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by cow moolester

You MUST sign

Your just lucky I have my autofill setup on my Google Toolbar otherwise I wouldn't have bothered

Single click encouragment for people to quit, FTW!

duffy · #5 12-04-2008, 13:24

EasyFold · #6 12-04-2008, 13:34

What the hell is that all about

cow moolester · #7 12-04-2008, 14:13

Uwe Boll is a retard who kills movies. And to think he was going to murder the Halo movie

duffy · #8 12-04-2008, 14:17

After watching that video, I looked at his wikipedia and saw this

Quote:

Boll made headlines by challenging his critics to "put up or shut up". In June 2006, his production company issued a press release stating that Boll would challenge his five harshest critics each to a 10 round boxing match. Invitations were also open to film directors Quentin Tarantino and Roger Avary. To qualify, critics had to have written two extremely negative reviews of Boll, in print or on the Web, in 2005. Footage from the fights were to be included on the DVD of his upcoming film Postal.[24] On June 20, 2006, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka stated on Something Awful that he had been invited by Boll to be the first contestant. Only after that did Kyanka review Alone in the Dark.[25] The online gambling site Online Casino Internet Gambling - Play Free Games at GoldenPalace.com decided to sponsor this event, dubbing it "Raging Boll". The list of five critics to step into the ring with Boll was drawn up in late August 2006, and featured Kyanka, Rue Morgue magazine writer Chris Alexander, webmaster of Cinecutre Carlos Palencia Jimenez-Arguello, Ain't it Cool News writer Jeff Sneider and Chance Minter, amateur boxer and website critic.[26][27] Boll fought and won against all five participants. The first took place on September 5, 2006 in Málaga, Spain against Carlos Palencia[28]with the rest on September 23, 2006 at the Plaza of Nations in Vancouver.[29]

This lad has serious anger issues!

randomnamez · #9 12-04-2008, 20:28

Forwarded this petition on to loads of people.

Uwe must be stopped.

YenooR · #10 12-04-2008, 21:32

I just watched his movie In the name of the king a dungeon siege tale last night.It was awful and yet it had a star cast.Where do i sign?

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