You see, I rented that game but wasn’t unduly keen on it; I have barely any money atm and may buy it.

Tbh I try and avoid multiplayer fighting games like GOW etc as I'm a sitting-duck target.

I'm perhaps the world’s worst gamer ever

Hey Dave have I got news for you. The Worlds worstest gamer is typing to you right now. .

I play a lot of shooters and do pretty OK on the single player. As soon as I get online my senses, reflexes and my memory of the controls just go out the window. We would do well together.

The way I look at it is, if you are enjoying yourself and doing no harm go for it.

I'm on most afternoons about 2ish, just jump in OR if there is a game you want to try out online in a private match just to learn the layout I'm more than glad to help.

The blind leading the blind springs to mind.

Going by your gamer card I have 3 of the games you have Halo, Army of two and I forget the other one. Army of 2 is pretty good on Co-Op. I'm up for it if you are.

I am going to collect wifey but will be on from 4ish this afternoon.

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So you haven't played Wipsy yet?

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I played a game with him last night. I have to say he was probably a lot better than me.

I’m useless with the controls, I just press random buttons in the hope that one of them works. I’m sure he'll tell you I was firing at him, get killed and everything else on Army of Two; more like Army of One LOL!

Mind you I blame just coming of Bio Shock which really got my nose up. I must also apologise to him as I was swearing a bit. (I must warn folks I do swear a little bit, I know I shouldn't)

I usually have my mic turned off when I play online and only turn it on when I have something to say because otherwise, I'd probably be banned from Live

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To be honest...you'd be weird if you didn't swear Ya don't need to be good...just know how to have a good time on Live

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Hey Dave I think we did ok. I was getting the kills cause I love to run forward. But, if you hadn't saved my asx a few times healing me I would have been in hot water.


I totally agree with Cow, its all about having a blast. I enjoyed it, I hope you did so its all good.

Didn't really notice ya swearing, I was too busy cussing at the AI's.. I think we all let out the odd cuss word now and then, I know I do. I try not to but it just slips out. Especially in R6 when those sneaky terrorists creep up ahind me.

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Terrorists in R6 don't even creep up behind you...that would imply they are skilled...they just randomly spawn there

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Wait till you play me!!

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You see I wasn’t sure if you were getting at me or not so I really wasn’t having a good time. You see I take everything the wrong way; I want to have fun but somehow can't.

Tbh I was unsure if I was good or not, not to mention a broad Irish accent which was hard to understand a bit, no offence. Mind U I should be used to it as my Aunties husband is Irish!