So, many many months ago on the XBox Live forums I was well known for my "Parody" songs I created in regards to the gratuitous amount of Glitching that occurs within the game Gears of War. Here are a few for your reading pleasure. Comments welcome. (And yes, I already know I have waaaaay too much time on my hands.)

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Bohemian Glitchsody *sung to Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen*


Is this a real game-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in the middle-
Of the Glitchers vs Glitchyfree-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
Im just a poor Cog, I need some sympathy-
Because my skills are gone, my skills blow,
My boomshot's high, Torque Bow's low,
Anyway the match goes,doesnt really matter to me,
To me

Mama, just killed a RAAM,
Put a Lancer against his head,
Revved my Chainsaw, now hes dead,
Mama, the round had just begun,
But now Ive glitched and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didnt mean to make you cry-
If I'm not online again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on, because my ban doesn't really matter-

Too late, my time has come,
XBL turned off my game line-
Gamerscore now aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody- Ive got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (any way the matched goes)
I dont want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been spawned at all-

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the glitchango-
Hammerburst and Fighting-very very frightening me-
Cole-e-Traino, Cole-e-Traino
Cole-e-Traino, Cole-e-Traino
Cole Traino-magnifico!!
But Im just a poor Cog and nobody loves me-
Hes just a poor Cog from a poor family.
Spare him his account from this monstrosity-
Patches come, Glitches go-will you let me go?
Bismillah! No-we will not let you go-let him go!
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let him go!
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let me go!
Will not let you go-let me go?
Will not let you go let me go?
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go!
Cliffy Beelzebub has a patch put aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can curb stomp me and hump me dry?
So you think you can down me and leave me to die?
Oh baby- cant do this to me baby!
Just gotta get back- just gotta get back online here!

Glitching really matters,
Anyone can see,
Glitching really matters- glitching really matters to me,

Any way the match goes....

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Fresh Prince of Glitches-Unfair (Sung to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme Song)


Now this is the story all about how
My match got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the victim of a glitch most unfair

In ranked matches fool I was born and raised
On the 360 where I gamed most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
Shooting some Locust when I came home from school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started doing glitches in my neighborhood
I saw them roadie-run shoot and my team got scared
And said we’re quittin’ this match, those guys don’t play fair

I begged and pleaded with them all to stay
But they packed up their controllers and went on their way
Pulled up my dashboard and gave them a complaint ticket
I picked up my Lancer and said I might as well kick it

First patch? Yo it was bad,
Removin’ host’s name from the Ranked match!
Fixing those flaws is what they should do right?
Hmm, then this game’d be tight!

So I looked online and it became clear
You Tube was posting videos for all Glitchers who are queer!
Being outside of the map sure used to be rare
But now I can forget it, I can’t kill him out there!

The match finally ended in round seven or eight
And I yelled in the Mic “Yo, GLITCHERS! Smell you later!"
Looked at the scoreboard and my kills weren’t there
And that’s why I say, that to glitch is unfair!

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You Glitched Me (Sung to AC/DC's "You Shook Me")


GoW was a fast machine,
Multi had no loading screens,
It was the best damn game that I had ever seen,

Graphics glued my eyes,
To my screen bigsized,
But I just can’t play with those noob glitchin’ guys,

Cause M.L.G. says it’s fair,
They don’t really care,
I told them to stop, was pulling out all my hair,

'Cause in the walls you were fakin’,
My temper was quakin’,
My score was achin',
And I stopped playin’ it when you...

Glitched me all night long,
Yeah you, glitched me all night long.

Roadie runnin’s fine, but not shootin’ at the same time,
It’s a pain in the behind,
Seein’ glitchers time after time,

Cause of GoW’s flaws,
Half my rounds end in draws,
I bang my head against the TV, now it’s wrapped in gauze,

Had to cool me down,
To take another round,
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing

But in the walls you were fakin’,
My temper was quakin’,
Epic’s balls need breakin’,
Cause we stopped playin’ it when you...

Glitched me all night long,
Yeah you, glitched me all night long,
No patch is out, and still you
Glitched me all night long,
Had me complaining and you,
Glitched me all night long,
Well you glitched me,
Well you glitched me...

You really glitched me and YOU!
Should be banned all year long,
Aaaaahaaaahaaaah You...
Should be banned all year long,
Yeah yeah you,
Should known glitchin’ is wrong,
You really should be when you,
Glitched me all night long,
Yeah you should be,
Yeah you should be,
Banned all year long

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IRON HOST (Sung to IRON MAN by Black Sabbath)

*robotic voice* I….AM….IRON HOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Have I lost my mind?
I just shot him and he’s still fine.
Can’t kill him at all,
Cause he can teleport through the walls!
Nades don’t stick to him,
And yet he can kill me on a whim.
Downs me in just one shot
Cause host advantage is what he’s got!

His skills may seem unreal
But it’s only a laggy forcefield.
It’s something they can’t patch,
So Host will win every match.

Nobody plays him
His games are laggy as h.ell
Upload’s only 12k
His connection is worse than AOL

Now the time is here
For Iron Host to spread fear
His lancer is so strong
That’s why we have to sing this song

Epic can’t stop him
They just turn their heads
The forums are full of
Host advantage complain’ threads

A hundred kill per game
Getting “Seriously” this way is just lame
Hosting as much as he can
Iron Host will win again!

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Lol brilliant!

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